Archive for September, 2014

Bonfire of the Vanity. Episode 2×10.

Bonfire of the Vanity. Episode 2×10.

Jenny bored us to tears with her plans to launch her own line and interrupted Lily and Daddy Warbass’s “Look At Us Rich People Donating $1 to Charity And We Invited Our Offspring So We’re Not Bad Parents, Wait, We Have Children?” charity event to launch it before running away from home. Aaron Rose turned out to be a sleazy bore or a boring sleaze, not sure which is the adjective and which is the noun. Chuck and Blair babysat a friend of the Yale Dean’s obnoxious teen daughter, and fans asked…this aired in November Sweeps time? I am remembering WHY I had forgotten nearly everything that happened post-Hamptons pre-second part of Season 2 now. read more

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The New Class Season 2, Episode 12: “Christmas in July”

The New Class Season 2, Episode 12: “Christmas in July”

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The most disturbing thing this series has presented thus far drives up: Screech in a motor vehicle. Yes, this is Screech’s beloved scooter that we’ve never heard about before despite the fact that it’s supposed to be his prized possession.vlcsnap-2014-09-22-11h49m53s75 read more

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Season 1, Episode 22, “Extra Lap”

Season 1, Episode 22, “Extra Lap”

The Seavers deal with the death of Uncle Bob this week on the season finale of Growing Pains.

We’ve reached the season finale. I’ve done 22 of these. more to go.

Anyway, onto the episode.

Maggie is in the kitchen making breakfast as Jason comes in asking why Uncle Bob is sleeping in his (Jason’s) office. Maggie replies that Mike and Uncle Bob played Poker last night and Mike won his room back. Mike comes in asking for a can of shaving cream because Uncle Bob has done the Shaving Cream in Hand prank on him four nights in a row. read more

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Saved by the Bell Season 3, Episode 3: “The Aftermath”

Saved by the Bell Season 3, Episode 3: “The Aftermath”

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While the gang was at Malibu Sands last week, it seems everyone’s heard about Kelly’s ways. This extra wants to molest Zack Morris’s shoulder. Slater’s jealous that all he has is Jessie’s dried up vagina.
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This extra is hoping the shock of Kelly’s whoring will make Zack Morris try the gay. Jessie’s all, “I bet he has a bigger penis than Slater.”vlcsnap-2014-09-17-19h02m55s24

Zack Morris pretends he’s not upset by Kelly breaking up with him, but his obsession shows through and would be enough to make him a suspect on CSI. I am curious how he got all those Tiger Beat photos of Kelly and why that’s not making him jealous. read more

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There Might Be Blood. Episode 2×09.

There Might Be Blood. Episode 2×09.

Chuck and Blair realized that they enjoy the game too much to ever settle down in a relationship, and Little J. thinks she can take on Eleanor and Waldorf Designs with her collection of ugly dresses for spoiled teenage brats with Kaitlin Cooper Agnes. Let’s hope someone has bought Jenny a wig to cover that atrocious dye job. Oh, and she kissed Nate.

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We don’t want to see J. go from fashion star to fashion victim? She has been a fashion victim since DAY ONE. I digress.

Jenny is working hard for a fashion show, and Nate has apparently forgotten the kiss. Team Nate. read more

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