Archive for December, 2014

The Wrath of Con. Episode 2×23.

The Wrath of Con. Episode 2×23.

Georgina is back, having converted to Christianity in her time at boot camp. Serena realized that Gabriel was scamming everyone, including Rufus, so thank God she didn’t accidentally marry him in Spain. And Nate bought Blair an apartment so she wouldn’t have to take the SUBWAY.

Serena Boyfriend Count: 5

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This episode ends with the best quote ever. Fair warning.

Chuck is a bit miffed that the taxi back from Jesus Camp is without glasses for his flask, and he neglects to tell Serena he’s bringing back a friend (Georgina, the one he gave his flower to in the sixth grade). He offers Georgina a drink. read more

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The New Class Season 2, Episode 25: “Belding’s Prize”

The New Class Season 2, Episode 25: “Belding’s Prize”

If you were just dying this week to find out whether or not the gang will be able to save Bayside, you will be very disappointed as this week we face a completely unrelated episode, along with the return of one of the worst recurring characters in the history of the franchise. Aren’t I lucky?

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We open in Mr. Belding’s office, where the writers remembered that Alison exists since Screech is having his version of phone sex with her. Mr. Belding comes in and tells Screech to stop his perversion at once before he gets spooge stains on his desk. 
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Season 2, Episode 12, “

Season 2, Episode 12, “

Merry Christmas Everyone!

Season 2, Episode 12 starts Mike, Eddie and Boner out in the driveway talking out how much women they’re going to get on the class ski trip. Only problem is Boner doesn’t think his parents will let him go. Well Mike has gotten permission from his parents, but he assumes they will let him go. Mike tells Eddie to get some chairs and they’re going to role play the dinner conversation where Boner will ask his parents about the trip. It’s also here we learn the name of Boner’s dad, Sylvester Stabone, yeah. During their conversation, Mike and Eddie tell Boner that he should not say women, when saying why he wants to go on the trip. Instead, he should say “class spirit” and “growth experience.” Even though all they care about is women! read more

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Saved by the Bell Season 3, Episode 16: “All in the Mall”

Saved by the Bell Season 3, Episode 16: “All in the Mall”

Well, Happy Boxing Day to all my regular readers in commonwealth nations! I hope everyone had a happy holiday season, no matter what holiday you do or do not celebrate! You know how I like to celebrate the holiday season here at Saved by the Bell Reviewed?
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Why, with an episode that takes entirely inside a shopping mall, all to remind me how commercial the holiday season has become and how the new tradition is long lines for video game systems and iPhones. And what are our heroes up to in a mall you may ask? read more

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Southern Gentlemen Prefer Blondes. Episode 2×22.

Southern Gentlemen Prefer Blondes. Episode 2×22.

Serena came back from Spain unsure if she’s married (she’s not), Blair dealt with Nate’s Evil Grandfather, Chuck and Jenny worked through their issues, and there was a seder with Dan as the cater waiter. This week…Chuck Bass might get saved.

Serena Boyfriend Count: 5 (I’m going to include Nate as there were flashbacks last season).

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This episode has perhaps the best plot twist ever in the history of television for anyone with a sense of humor about the whole thing. If you’re reading this, chances are, you have a sense of humor. I mean…is Gossip Girl meant to be taken seriously? read more

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