Archive for April, 2015

The New Class Season 3, Episode 16: “Screech’s Millions”

The New Class Season 3, Episode 16: “Screech’s Millions”

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We open with the girls practicing a cheer routine.

Bayside Tigers, you’re the best,
Bayside Tigers, beat the rest,
Come on, Tigers, say it loud,
Bayside Tigers, we’re so proud.

Well, I guess at least it’s better than the lame ass cheer song we had at the beginning of Saved by the Bell. Why they’re practicing I have no idea because it has absolutely nothing to do with the rest of the episode. Seriously, nothing. Nor does the mascot coming up and groping Lindsay. Since R.J.’s been taking Bobby and Weasel’s spots this season, she assumes R.J.’s groping her. read more

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Season 3, Episode 6, “Big Brother Is Not Watching”

Season 3, Episode 6, “Big Brother Is Not Watching”

“Big Brother Is Not Watching” starts with Jason making dinner.

Run!

While doing so, he makes a stupid musical number out of this.

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God, please stop!

With the exception of Mike, all the Seavers, one by one, come in and catch Jason. He’s embarrassed, but they’re amused.

I’m just glad it ended.

Carol goes into the living, while Ben stays in the kitchen with Jason and Maggie. In effort to get a new bike, Ben tries to suck up to Jason and Maggie, but it doesn’t work.

Ben goes out into the driveway, where Mike is washing his car. Turns out Ben’s whole scheme was Mike’s idea. read more

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Saved by the Bell Season 4, Episode 7: “Masquerade Ball”

Saved by the Bell Season 4, Episode 7: “Masquerade Ball”

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We open in the hallway where Slater’s trying desperately to get some hot Ginger poon. Tori comes up behind the two and is disgusted that she’s landed a role in this show. She was hoping for The New Class so she could have her choice of non-offensive bland knock-offs but she was a year early. Zack Morris comes up and starts flirting with Ginger as well, apparently having forgotten how fucking annoying she was just a few weeks ago, but realizing that, with Kelly locked in his basement, Ginger may be the only one dumb enough to go for his bullshit. read more

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The New Class Season 3, Episode 15: “The Principal’s Principles”

The New Class Season 3, Episode 15: “The Principal’s Principles”

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Oh, yay! In case I didn’t get enough of this stupid plot line a few weeks ago, now I get to see The New Class‘s take on it! I’m sure that will go just perfectly!vlcsnap-2015-03-23-22h03m23s219

And it opens just perfectly with ethnic stereotypes! Oh, they never cease to amaze me in the Saved by the Bell universe. See, Ryan and R.J. are conducting fake Hollywood tours for people coming to something called “the American Games” so they can make some quick cash. These are all international tourists and they’re conveniently wearing garb stereotypical to their native lands so you can tell they really are foreign since Japanese people always wear kimonos and French people always wear berets when they go abroad. You know, at this stage of the game it shouldn’t surprise me, but the lack of even basic understanding of cultural sensitivity for these writers just surprises me sometimes.vlcsnap-2015-03-23-22h04m11s204 read more

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Season 3, Episode 5, “Michaelgate”

I’ll add photos later.

The episode starts with Mike dicking around in Matt class, not caring at all about what the teacher is saying.

So much for growth.

The teacher wants to see Mike after class to review what he has missed. Mike can’t because he’s got to do the same for another teacher. That goes for the next day, day after that, etc. The principal comes furious needing to talk to Mike. Outside the classroom, the principal asks how Mike is in the running for Student Body President. Something Mike just found out himself. read more

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