Category: Gossip Girl Season 1

Gossip Girl Season 1. A look back.

We saw the best of times (Georgina wrecking havoc on everyone’s live, Blair getting wild at Vitrola, limo sex, Mean Girls and headbands) and the worst of times (Anything from Brooklyn invading the Upper East Side, Lily having to be a parent once or twice, Nate’s father Captain Not a Very Good Person pretending his drugs were Nate’s, committing fraud and embezzlement and a bunch of other boring crimes, then skipping town).

The pilot showed Serena returning from a mysterious trip to boarding school after Eric attempted suicide (later assumed to be his inability to deal with being gay, but as the show glossed over this plot point, we just have to make an ass out of u and me about it). We later find out it was not because she took her best friend’s boyfriend’s virginity but because later that evening, she unknowingly made a snuff film. Had she not told Pete to do another line of coke because she wasn’t feeling sex with him, perhaps Pete would be alive today! read more

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Much I Do About Nothing. Episode 1×18.

Much I Do About Nothing. Episode 1×18.

It’s here, the Season One finale of Gossip Girl. It’s been a long season. So long everyone has forgotten that Nate’s Captain Forgotten Plot Point is rotting away in prison. Serena has maintained a steady relationship (good for her!). Blair lost her virginity to Chuck and then re-lost it to Nate. Georgina came to town, and we found out that Serena once killed a man in a snuff film. Good thing she turned down that cocaine!

So how will Season 1 end? Will the gang get revenge on Georgina, or will Dan Dan fall for her evil tricks? (Seriously, Georgina, if you’re so desperate to piss off Serena that you’d try to seduce DAN…) Will Nate remember his father? Will Jenny ever be ungrounded? Will Lily marry Daddy Warbass or go back to slumming it in Brooklyn with the Humphrey’s! Will Blair even be forgive by Nate or Chuck? Will Nate realize that he’s dating VANESSA? Will any of these questions be answered? Let’s find out! read more

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Women on the Verge. Episode 1×17.

Women on the Verge. Episode 1×17.

Another Almodóvar reference! Anyway, last week, we found out Serena killed someone. I swear, if the CW pulled out an abortion is murder lecture…keep the pro-life/pro-choice debates off my teen soaps! I hope Serena actually did kill someone and NOT in self-defense. Something juicy. Something that will shock me.

She probably gave someone a lethal case of herpes or something though with my luck.

Murderer Serena. Where do we go from here?

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Ah hell, the recaps reminded me Nate and Vanessa are a thing now. read more

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All About My Brother. Episode 1×16

All About My Brother. Episode 1×16

This is one of my favorite episodes, and I’m going to give them 1000 Meow Meow Beanz for naming an episode after an Almodóvar film. Shit happens this episode. Shit is revealed. If Soaps In Depth were covering this episode, they would proclaim THE UPPER EAST SIDE WILL NEVER BE THE SAME next to the picture of Vanessa Marcil asking if Brenda is returning to General Hospital.

I just hope this Sarah person (Georgina’s nice twin? I mean, Georgina would never pretend to be someone she’s not, would she? I’m playing coy.) doesn’t come between Dan and Serena! read more

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Desperately Seeking Serena. Episode 1×15.

Desperately Seeking Serena. Episode 1×15.

The Key to bitchy awesomeness has arrived. Buffy fans have probably caught on to the fact that Michelle Trachtenberg might be guest-starring at some point with the Key references. What they don’t know is that her character will be much more Kathryn’s little sister from Cruel Intentions than Buffy’s annoying kid sister Dawn.

Why, you ask? I mean, she’s already sent Serena porn, handcuffs, cocaine and champagne. What else can she do?

Don’t answer that question.

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The gang is preparing for the SATs. read more

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